Stress? Try reading this!

jppmom — Thu, 29 May 2008 08:17:33 +0000

I’m glad I opened my email this morning and found these jokes in my Inbox, thanks to my sis Alice for forwarding it to me. I badly need some laugh at the moment as I feel so stress with everything

Happy reading!

Man Vs Woman

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. It’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “so, you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but we’re unhurt.” “This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”

Flattered, the man replies, “oh yes! I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”

The woman continues, “and look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, “aren’t you having any?”

The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police..”

(moral of the story: women are clever. Don’t mess with them!) *evil grin*

Prospective Employer to Applicant: “So, why did you leave your previous job?”

Applicant: “The company relocated and they did not tell me where!” – hahaha maybe can use this excuse next time!

Hello! I’m here again. My mind is all muddled up. I just want to ask something. I know that you will be able to help me out. Is BIRDS FLU the past tense of BIRDS FLY? – LOL!

1st night, Grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa didn’t react…..

2nd night, Grandma wore t-back, grandpa still didn’t react….

3rd night, Grandma all naked, grandpa said “what is that you are wearing? it’s all crumpled!”

John: It’s my wife’s birthday.

Peter: What’s your gift to her?

John: I asked her what she wanted

Peter: What did she said?

John: Anything, as long as there is a DIAMOND

Peter: What did you gave her?

John: Playing cards!

(Luckily I’m not married to John, hahahahaha! if can’t afford real Diamond, home theater lighting Diamond shape also acceptable sorry to those whose name John yea, no heart feeling!)

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jppmom — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:08:27 +0000

Yesterday, hubby went to Papar with Josh to exchange car with his sister. To cut the story short, when I went to lunch yesterday, I forgot my hp in the office. I reached office, without looking at my hp first, I called up hubby to check if they were home already or not but hubby didn’t pick up the call. I thought he was driving so I didn’t call again.

Then, I remember my hp….opened it to check got missed call or not. I saw 5 missed calls from hubby and a message. When I opened the message, I saw this:

I almost fainted! I don’t know what to think anymore. I prayed that both of them are ok. Called hubby again but still he didn’t pick up my call. I tried again but still no answer. I don’t know what to do anymore. I tried to continue my work but my mind just not in the office anymore. I don’t know how serious the accident was, were they alright? and I can’t stop from praying. I called again and this time hubby answered but before I can ask anything, he already scolded me “ah, why bother call now?” and hung up the phone.

Guilt was eating me that time. Why of all days, I forgot my hp and this happen. I can’t stop blaming myself. Then, I received another sms from hubby;

I felt relieved when I saw this and thank God for it. I replied hubby telling him how sorry I was. No mood to continue my work anymore. I’m thinking of asking my boss to release me early as I was eager to see them and to know how bad the accident was. At that moment, my mind was only on hubby and Josh especially..not even the Bose home theater that caught my eyes earlier on. Then, another sms received from hubby…

and I was speechless. I warned myself to be extra careful yesterday so that no one can make a fool on me but I never thought hubby would do this to me! and I thought I was very careful not to be the victim of APRIL FOOL

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